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  1. I think “Blue Screen of Death” is a better name for Seattle’s defense.
  2. If it’s time for “unity and hope” it’s time for white people to make the move. We have to give up white supremacy. We have to give up confederate myths. We have to move towards equity and justice. @baratunde/1348028226463940608
  3. …in reply to @shaunking
    @shaunking She’s even free to practice it in her office, but she forced her employees to practice her religion too.
  4. I think I'll vote for the guy who can control the weather and turn invisible. The world needs a superhero president.
  5. Super guy, @adactio, nails it again. This is one of the most important things I’ve read on web development in a long time: adactio.com/journal/15050
  6. This is so… nice. I love CSS. @JoshWComeau/1361741382759636993
  7. Maybe it’s time for smart people to stop flocking to San Francisco and help build technology communities where they live. It can be done.
  8. …in reply to @scalzi
    @scalzi Bikini Bottom, where BDSM stands for Bivalves, Diatoms, Squid and Mollusks.
  9. All officer-involved shootings need to be handled by federal prosecutors. Local DAs have a built-in conflict of interest.
  10. The best damn thing The Oatmeal’s ever done. theoatmeal.com/comics/plane
  11. You won’t suck forever. One of three things will happen: you’ll get better, give up, or die.
  12. You need this. It’s Friday. Treat yourself. The Muppets + House of Pain: youtube.com/watch?v=qi1q6W8QH18
  13. Blog post with details coming soon, but I’m a free agent! Would love to talk to folks who need technical leadership and #devops help!
  14. …in reply to @scalzi
    @scalzi I expect to see Mad Pitch: Perfect Road rule next summer's box office.
  15. I both worked hard and was very lucky to be where I am. Both are true. Acknowledging luck doesn’t diminish the work. Be someone else’s luck.
  16. I’ve been a professional web developer for 22+ years. I know I’m good at my job. Do I still feel like an idiot and a failure some days? YES, more often than I should. But, because I’m a professional, I push through it and do the thing. You are good enough. Do the thing.
  17. Our work costume contest where we have to include a zoom background has been a lot of fun. I went… aquatic.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  18. America’s least favorite prude, Mike Pence, is coming to Savannah’s St Patrick’s Day parade and screwing up everyone’s early morning drinking. This might be the last straw for Savannah’s Trump-loving day drinkers.
  19. …in reply to @NateSilver538
    @NateSilver538 We should set up a phone tree so we can make them as erratic as possible. It’ll be fun. So fun.
  20. …in reply to @QuinnyPig
    @QuinnyPig “Work won’t love you back.” — @cindyli
  21. I so appreciate seeing @KosherSoul in High on the Hog. I love his voice and spirit.
  22. …in reply to @zefrank
    @zefrank “Pulling a mezzanine”
  23. …in reply to @scalzi
    @scalzi “I see here you put your stupidity in writing… and sent it to everybody… and signed it. Yep, congrats, you win your last paycheck!”